VIDEO: You call that a sandcastle? I call that a ...

WELCOME to live television, when even a sandcastle can turn weirdly inappropriate.

KMTV's Morning Blend host Mike DiGiacomo was interviewing a sand sculpture expert about some of the tools of the trade, and to learn the art of building a super-dooper sandcastle.

After building a fairly average looking sand tower, the host is handed a "willysphere" which helps sand artisans create perfect spheres.

After being shown how they work, the excited DiGiacomo decides to give it a go himself.

The episode was aired at 9.53am.

Won't someone think of the children?